Dad Talking A Bit Too Openly About His Dating History In College

November 13, 2018

Reports out of Libertyville, Illinois indicate that 44-year-old father of three Eric Benson has been talking a bit too openly about his college dating history to his 16-year-old son Derek, much to Derek’s chagrin.

“Yeah, it’s…it’s pretty uncomfortable,” Derek told reporters. “Like, he starts every story with ‘before I met your mother’ and next thing I know he’s talking about how he would go to frat parties and ‘totally make out’ with the ‘hottest girl at the party.’ I think this is how he’s trying to talk to me about dating and stuff, but man, it’s way too much information. It’s gross.”

As of press time, Derek is desperately looking to get out of a conversation his father just started that began with the sentence, “Well don’t tell your mother about this, but I remember back in sophomore year…”