Bald Dad Asks How His Hair Looks

November 21, 2018

As he and his family were preparing to leave for dinner last night, 45-year-old Bill Benson asked his son “how his hair looked,” despite the fact he is completely bald.

“It’s just a little joke I like to make from time to time,” said Benson. “See, it’s funny because I have no hair. Get it?”

According to Benson’s 11-year-old son Jake, it’s not funny.

“He asks that every time we go somewhere!” he complained. “It wasn’t even funny the first time, but now we have to hear it like, forever, I guess.”

In addition to asking how his non-existent hair looks, Benson is also fond of looking in the mirror and saying “Wow, I’m actually getting more handsome as I age.”