Dad Eats Lunchmeat Two Full Weeks After Expiration Date

October 23, 2018

“And it tasted fine,” he said afterward. “Sure, I got a little rumble in my stomach, but that was probably from the beers I had last night.”

According to Dan Benson, 45, the lunchmeat “was still good,” and would’ve been for another couple weeks.

“Everybody is so wimpy these days. Don’t eat turkey past the expiration. Milk with chunks in it is bad. Grow a spine, people!” he said, tearing the moldy corner off a piece of cheese and taking a bite of the part that remained. “This stuff will put hair on your chest, I guarantee it.”