Oh No, Dad Just Whipped Out His Guitar

October 23, 2018

Oh no. Multiple sources indicate that Frank Williams, a 47-year-old father of three from Austin, Texas, has taken out his guitar, and appears like he might start playing something any minute now. These sources, who are understandably terrified, claim that, oh God, yeah, he’s definitely about to start playing.

Christ, he’s even tuning the guitar!

Williams, who claims he took lessons in high school and “mostly” knows how to play all of the song “Hey Jude” by the Beatles, definitely has that look in his eye that he gets when he is about to play the guitar in front of his two daughters and wife. Ugh, and yup, there he goes, he’s started strumming.

Man, this is going to be awkward.