Man Tries To Impress Mechanic By Using The Word “Hemi”

October 17, 2018

Despite having a very limited knowledge of cars or engines, 33-year-old Jonathan Briarson has decided to try to impress his local mechanic by using the word “hemi” in reference to his 2015 Toyota Corolla.

Briarson, who took in his lightly-used vehicle for a routine oil change, found himself waiting awkwardly in a room with his mechanic, and decided to try to make small talk, eventually landing on the decision to talk about cars, ignoring his utter lack of interest in the field. “Oh yeah, so uh, what kind of car you drive,” he asked, completely out of his depth. “I bet it’s probably got one heck of a Hemi, amiright?”

Reports indicate that the mechanic could immediately tell that Briarson had no working knowledge of car engines, and internally noted that he should be able to get away with charging him for expensive repairs he doesn’t really need.