Dad Spends First 3 Hours Of Saturday Walking Around In Tighty-Whities

October 4, 2018

Disgusted accounts are emerging from Athens, Georgia, that 44-year-old father of two William Sharp has thus far spent the first three hours of his Saturday walking around the house in nothing but a pair of white briefs, colloquially known as tighty-whities.

“Ugh, dad, put on a shirt at least,” his 14-year-old son Tyler allegedly asked to no avail, while his wife has long since resigned herself to the impossibility of getting her husband to put on pants before noon on Saturdays.

When reached for comment, William shrugged off any concerns. “Listen, I pay the mortgage, and it’s nothing they haven’t seen before. If we have guests, sure, I’ll put on pants and a shirt.”

While his children have both described themselves as being “mortified,” Sharp further waved off their concerns, stating, “Don’t worry, I’ll put on pants before we go to the Farmer’s Market.”