Jack Barrett, a 52-year-old Huntsville, Alabama father, has expressed adamant frustration with his neighbor, who has decided to “show everyone else up” by handing out full-sized candy bars to trick-or-treaters this year.
“I mean, who does he think he is?” Barrett was heard venting. “Mr. Rockefeller over here is handing out whole Snickers and Milky Ways like he’s made of full-sized candy bars. What’s wrong with getting the bags of fun-sized candy? It’s got fun in the name!”
According to Barrett, this is almost as bad as last December when the same neighbor “clearly spent way too much money” on a Christmas lighting display superior to his own. “This guy’s a real piece of work,” Barrett said after five more minutes of complaining.