Local Dad Decides It’s Time To Upgrade To Better Cooler

August 21, 2018

With summer coming to a close, local dad George Markle has announced that it’s “about time” he trade in his old cooler and upgrade to something “a little fancier.”

“I mean, the cooler’s served me good for the past ten years, but have you seen some of the fancy coolers out there?” Markle stated, adding, “They’ll keep ice for a full day, keep your beer cool for a week. Heck, they’re practically like mini fridges.”

While he initially said that the Yeti Tundra 65 looked to his liking, when he was informed that the high-end cooler costs $350, he walked back his statement a little bit. “Well, I mean, I don’t need to upgrade that much, I guess. Maybe I’ll just get a slightly bigger, newer one. No reason to get crazy.”