Showering Dad Overheard Loudly Singing “All Star” By Smash Mouth

July 31, 2018

Multiple family members and a few neighbors overheard local father-of-three, Sean Pallmore, loudly singing the 1999 Smash Mouth hit single, “All Star” in the shower, despite him clearly not knowing all the lyrics.

“He started with the whole, ‘Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me’ section without any difficulty,” Pallmore’s 16-year-old son Tyler reported. “But when the song picks up, he just started kind of mumbling, like, going, ‘It’s a cool place…and they say it’s a cooler, you fumbled up now maybe it’s the ruler’ like, complete gibberish lyrics, but he was still belting it at the top of his lungs.”

As of press time, Pallmore has just gotten to the last chorus, and currently is incorrectly singing the lyric, “Only shooting starrrrssss something goldddd.”