Local Dad Inconsolable After Losing $10 Pair Of Sunglasses

July 31, 2018

Tragedy has struck the Rogers household, as reports have surfaced that 48-year-old Andrew Rogers has lost his “go to” sunglasses that he purchased four years ago at a Citgo gas station just outside of Akron, Ohio. Sources say Rogers is “inconsolable” due to the loss, and has brought up the lost sunglasses to his family at least three times in the past 24 hours.

“Yeah ever since he lost those sunglasses, he won’t shut up about it,” his 17-year-old daughter Haley told reporters. “I keep telling him that he can literally get another pair at any gas station, but he keeps talking about how these fit him ‘just right’ and then starts wondering aloud where he possibly could have lost the shades. It’s pretty annoying, to be honest.”

Rogers is still holding out hope that the glasses might “turn up, like maybe it fell under my seat in the car or something,” but admits that it will be “very hard” to move on to another pair if he is unsuccessful in his search attempts.