“That’s Gonna Need A Second Coat,” Dad Decides

June 24, 2018

Despite all evidence to the contrary, the spare bedroom requires a second coat of beige paint, according to Gary Benson, 54.

“Look, you can see the primer bleeding through right there,” he said, pointing at a portion of the wall. “You have to look close to notice it.”

Benson’s wife and teenage son both tried to find the spot he was talking about, but were unable to.

“I think it looks fine,” said Sheryl Benson, 48. “You don’t need to buy another gallon.”

Her pleas fell on deaf ears, however, as her husband proceeded to mention various reasons another coat was required, including “doing the job right,” “when it dries, you’ll see what I mean” and the nonsensical “did Michelangelo stop with just one coat?”