Local Dad Gets Into Heated Argument With Siri

June 20, 2018

Witnesses have reported observing Robert Sharp, a 54-year-old father of four, engaged in a heated argument with Siri, the smart assistant on his iPhone 6.

Sharp, who has been using iPhone products for the past eight years, still hasn’t quite worked out how to operate Siri, as he was heard shouting, “No, Siri, I said call Karen…no, not Harry, Karen!” This exchange went back and forth for a few minutes before he shouted, “Cancel the call Siri!”

An exacerbated Sharp seemed defeated, mumbling, “Okay Siri turn off…no, Siri, I didn’t ask for directions, I said TURN OFF!”

Currently, Sharp can be seen holding the home button of his phone saying phrases like, “Siri, you are useless” and “Siri, say ‘I am a stupid, no-good phone.'”