“Don’t Tell Mom,” Dad Says After Ordering 4th Beer At Game

May 8, 2018

While taking his two children to their annual father-sons baseball game, 48-year-old John Warrick ordered his fourth beer of the game while requesting that no one tell their mother.

“Listen, don’t tell mom, okay?” Warrick pleaded while ordering a Bud Light in the 7th inning right before they cut off sales of alcohol. “It’ll be a whole thing, you guys don’t want mommy to get mad at daddy do you?”

While Warrick has expressed confidence that his children will not talk about all the “baseball juice” he was drinking that day, he remains wary ever since the, “Mommy, daddy said he was taking a round of shots with the boys, what does that mean?” fiasco during last year’s Super Bowl party.

As of press time, Warrick has been seen contemplating bribing his sons with several boxes of Cracker Jack in order to secure their silence.