“You’re Holding Your Tongs Wrong,” Man Informs Neighbor

April 3, 2018

According to sources, the neighbor of local dad Andrew Campers is currently out grilling using his tongs “completely wrong.”

In response to this grave error, Campers, who typically only speaks to his neighbors when he is out of charcoal or if they did not clean up after their dog, took the unprecedented step of walking over to tell his still-grilling neighbor that he was “using those tongs wrong.”

“You’re holding it all dainty, there’s no way you’ll get a good hold of the meat if you hold it like that,” the 53-year-old father-of-two offered before adding, “No, that’s not it, here, lemme see those, I’ll show you how to do it.”

Sources say this is the most worked up Campers has been at his neighbor’s activities since the one time Campers caught him trimming the edges before mowing the rest of the lawn.