Nation’s Dads Agree: Your Room Not Going To Clean Itself

February 25, 2018

A committee of dads have reviewed pictures of your messy bedroom and unanimously decided it will not clean itself.

“You’re going to have to clean up this mess if you want to use the car tonight,” a spokesman for the National Alliance Of Dads recently informed you. “Your father doesn’t put a roof over your head so you can stack piles of junk so high they almost touch it.”

In addition to your room, you have also been put on notice about the trash.

“It’s not going to take itself out either,” you’ve been notified. “That kitchen garbage better be gone by dinner, or else.”