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Local Dad Sniffs Expired Milk, Then Sips It Before Pouring It Down Drain

  • January 20, 2018

During a late night snack incident, local father Steven Brentings was seen discarding a carton of milk that had gone bad. However, the process involved far more sampling of the milk than many deemed necessary. According to sources, Brentings first looked at the sell by date, which indicated that the milk should have expired a few weeks ago.

Despite this clear warning, he next opened the carton and sniffed it. He physically recoiled from the odor, indicating that he clearly knew something was wrong with the carton of milk, and he should likely pour it down the drain.

Brentings did not dispose of the milk at this point, however. He finally took a hesitant sip of the rancid milk, before spitting it out. Even then, he hesitated for a few moments before pouring the remaining contents down the drain. When asked why he still sipped the milk, knowing it had gone bad, he simply shrugged and responded, “I mean, I wanted some milk, and didn’t feel like going to the store.”


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