Neighbor Has No Idea How To Build Shed, Dad Decides

December 10, 2017

It only took local dad Bill Benson about 45 seconds to come to the realization that his neighbor Fred Lansing is basically clueless when it comes to constructing a proper shed.

“He calls that a foundation?” Benson snarked to himself as he chugged a beer and watched Lansing measure a 2×4. “Yeah, better make sure it’s the right length. Don’t worry about leveling the supports, though. Idiot!”

That Benson has low regard for his neighbor’s construction skills is no surprise. Previously, Benson has criticized Lansing’s ability to perform all manner of home repairs, from his “crooked gutters” to a “deck that would make Bob Vila cry.”