Dad Asks Santa For $250,000 Caterpillar Bulldozer

December 20, 2017

A year after receiving two neckties and a pair of jeans for Christmas, local dad Kevin Denton sent a letter to Santa asking for a quarter million dollar industrial grade Caterpillar Bulldozer this year.

“All I want for Christmas is a D9t or a D10T2 with at least 450 horsepower and 1100 cubic inches of displacement,” said Denton. “I would settle for a D4K2 but I really want a bigger dozer model.”

Denton, who has no idea how to operate heavy machinery and even once injured himself using the leaf blower, said he just thinks it would be “super awesome” to be able to drive down the street and maybe “bulldoze the neighbor’s shed or something.”

To date, Denton’s only gift under the Christmas tree appears to be the shape of a shoebox.

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