Caroling Dad Obviously A Bit Drunk

December 14, 2017

As George Anderson of Evanston, Illinois led a group of family and friends Christmas caroling throughout the neighborhood, several neighbors reported that the 53-year-old father-of-four may be “a little drunk,” no doubt the result of drinking several glasses of heavily spiked eggnog to “warm himself up” a mere 30 minutes earlier.

While the group of 15 carolers has been well received by the houses they’ve visited, many have noticed that Anderson has been noticeably louder than everyone else. He has also been aggressively off-key, and in at least one instance giggled at the start of a song while saying, “Hehe, jingle balls.”

The other carolers agree that, though Anderson may have “poured his drinks with a heavy hand,” it was better than last year’s caroling, when he fell asleep sitting at the piano and everyone just went out without him.