“Oh You’re Not Going Out Dressed Like That,” Dad Says Yet Again

November 4, 2017

Sources report that Hailey, the 16-year-old daughter of Jonathan Markson, has been forced a third time to change her outfit before going to the movies with her boyfriend. Each time she has worn what she felt to be a sensible outfit, until being told by Markson, “Oh no, there’s no way you’re going out dressed like that.”

Each subsequent attempt to leave the apartment has apparently led to an even more “inappropriate” outfit in the eyes of Markson, who after the third instance additionally stated, “Does your mother even know that you own that?”

Hailey’s boyfriend, Jeremy, reports that the movie was supposed to start an hour ago, so at this point whenever she puts on something deemed “appropriate,” they’re probably only going to be able to “Go to Denny’s, and probably make out in the car.”