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‘I’ve Done This A Hundred Times’ Says Dad That’s Never Done This

  • October 21, 2017

While huddled over something that has never been broken in the house before, local father Jacob Anderson was overheard telling his family, “Don’t worry, I’ve done this a hundred times.” His family immediately took a step back, knowing that Anderson had, in fact, never done what he was attempting, and definitely didn’t have any clue what he was doing.

Anderson’s wife implored that he at least look up the best way to do it on his phone, but she was immediately silenced. “Come on, who needs Google when you’ve done this so much you could do it in your sleep?” he replied, though secretly he was looking for an excuse to get a moment alone so he could look up instructions without losing face to the rest of his family.

“Yup, this is going to be easy peasy,” Anderson added as he internally promised himself that he’d call someone for help if he couldn’t figure things out in the next three hours.


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