Dad Using The Leaf Blower Again

October 27, 2017

According to John Sizemore, 16, of Oak Lawn, Illinois, dad is using the leaf blower. Again. Sizemore reports that this is the fourth time this week that dad has started using the leaf blower to clear the lawn, and that he has taken it out at least a dozen times since fall has began.

Sizemore adds that dad tends to use the leaf blower for an extremely long time, saying that sometimes he uses the leaf blower for over an hour despite there only being a handful of leaves for him to clear from the lawn.

Dad, who uses his leaf blower so much that he has to buy a replacement every two years or so, could not be reached for comment as he was, yet again, out using his leaf blower.