Dad Refers To T-Bone Steak As Light Snack

September 22, 2017

Reports indicate that local dad Gary Scoville has briefly fired up his grill with a single steak at 3:30 in the afternoon to cook up what he is referring to as a “light snack before dinner.”

“It’s nothing much, just a little something to tide me over,” Scoville said while salting and peppering his steak to perfection. “You know, just feeling a bit peckish is all, this should get me through to dinner.”

The Schaumburg, Illinois resident then proceeded to grill the steak to a perfect medium rare temperature before devouring the steak in a matter of minutes. He was later overheard telling his kids, “Just don’t tell mom about that, okay?”