Local Dad Wears Piano Key Necktie For Third Day In Row

July 5, 2017

Ever since purchasing a keyboard tie three days ago, Fairlawn, Ohio dad John Hinsmore has been seen about town wearing his new novelty clothing item every day. Residents are unsure what to think about this development, as while Hinsmore has a reputation for wearing “goofy” clothing, he rarely repeats outfits with such frequency.

“I mean, sure, John likes to dress up as a joke,” one neighbor said. “Like, remember that David S. Pumpkins sketch Tom Hanks did on SNL? Yeah, he bought one of those pumpkin suits the next day. But three days in a row? That seems kind of excessive.”

When reached for comment, Hinsmore told reporters, “Yeah I know right, it’s pretty great. It’s a keyboard, but it’s on a tie! So crazy!” He then proceeded to pretend to play his tie as if it were a keytaur, much to the embarrassment of his two nearby teenage daughters.

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