All Of Dad’s Smartphone Photos Are Blurry Somehow

July 30, 2017

Despite having recently purchased an iPhone 7 Plus, which features optical image stabilization to reduce motion and hand shake, 53-year-old father of two, Gary Smith, has somehow managed to have every single photo he has taken turn out blurry.

Smith, who has snapped photos of family members, meals ordered at restaurant, and countless screenshots accidentally taken while in his pocket, has yet to take a single clear-resolution photo, despite his constant attempts to tap the screen beforehand and make sure he’s in proper lighting.

Despite the blurry resolution of literally every photo he has taken, Smith still dutifully posts every single one to Facebook, where other dads, possibly while not wearing glasses, encourage him with comments such as “Looks good!” or “Such handsome young men!”