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Dads Can’t Stop Themselves From Making Corny Jokes In Front of Your Friends
Just don’t fight it. You’re only going to make it worse.
A dad without a series of incredibly awkward dad jokes is like a Memorial Day without your dad grilling while making a series of incredibly awkward dad jokes. It just doesn’t exist. Embrace it. Or, at the very least, accept it begrudgingly and get your best whiny, “Dadddd knock it offff” voice down pat.
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