Things Dads Can’t Do (No Matter How Hard They Try)
GRILLING TROUBLE
Dads Cannot Grill With A Free Hand
When a dad grills, he must have his grilling utensil in one hand, and a cold beer in the other. If he finds himself missing any of these two essential tools, he will be unable to grill. The last time a dad grilled without a beer was in San Francisco during the 1989 earthquake, and let’s just say that it wasn’t a coincidence.
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