Things Dads Can’t Do (No Matter How Hard They Try)
WEAR JEANS THAT FIT
Dads Cannot Wear Jeans That Aren’t Too Tight, Or Too Slack
Dads’ legs and waists are in constant fluctuation, so it’s impossible to actually find a dad wearing a pair of jeans that fits him normally. Either the jeans are too loose, or way too tight to help their beer gut just out over them.
Do not try to find your dad the right pair of jeans. They already exist and they’re called “sweatpants.”
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