Multiple reports out of Whitefish, Wisconsin indicate that Lance Binsky’s neighbor has recently purchased an electric lawn mower, much to the disgust of the 43-year-old resident.
“I mean, an electric lawnmower? Can you believe it? It’s like he has no sense of pride at all,” Binsky was heard complaining. “Look at it, it’s got a cord dragging behind it and everything, that’s just pathetic. Get a gasoline mower like a real man.
While he is appropriately mortified, Binsky is not altogether surprised at his neighbor’s choice in lawn care. “I mean, the man doesn’t even have a grill.”